How to hide the elephant in the room

🎅 Playing Santa this Christmas? We’ve got your back.

Some Noomis are delightfully big… which also makes them delightfully tricky to hide.
So here’s our list of cheeky, sneaky, tried-and-tested ways to keep your Noomi under wraps until the big Christmas morning reveal.

1. 📦 Next-Door Neighbours

Close, convenient, and (hopefully) trustworthy.
If you’re on good terms, ask to stash your Noomi in their garage or spare room.

Pro tip: Do a gift-storage swap if they’re also running out of space. Santa teamwork!

2. 🏘️💛 Family & Friends

Skip the stress entirely: send your order straight to someone you trust.
They hold the goods, you keep the surprise. This is literally what family and friends are for.

3. 💼 Your Workplace

If your workplace allows parcels and is open during weekday hours, we can ship your order straight there. Just pop a note at checkout and we’ll make it happen. Zero suspicion. Zero chaos.

4. 🕵️♂️ The Great Home Hide-and-Seek

You’d be surprised how many places a Noomi can disappear into:

• garage

• roof space

• under the house

• back shed

• bottom of the wardrobe

• under a strategically placed mountain of laundry

Noomi? What Noomi?

5. 😏 Right Under Their Nose

Sometimes the safest hiding place is in plain sight.
Keep the box unwrapped and slap on a boring label:
“TAX DOCUMENTS”, “CLEANING SUPPLIES”, “OLD CLOTHES”
Park it somewhere naturally messy (office, wardrobe, laundry, garage) and let the invisibility cloak do its thing.

6. 🎁 When All Else Fails… Wrap It Early

If space is tight, wrap it up and pop it under the tree.
Let the kids guess wildly for weeks. Best. Mystery. Ever.

🗂 Storage Checklist

Wherever your Noomi is hiding, make sure it’s:

✔ dry
✔ out of the sun
✔ safe from pests and moisture

Your order will arrive in a bag, a box, or sometimes a bag inside a box.
Destroy any giveaway packaging, then wrap it, cover it with a doona, or bury it under clothes. They’ll never find it.

🚚 Late Shipping

Prefer less hiding time?
We can send your order closer to Christmas—just leave us a note at checkout.

To ensure on-time delivery:

• Most locations: ship by early December

• Remote areas: ship by late November
  (We ship from Melbourne!)
  

🎄 Click & Collect

Order now and collect anytime right up to Christmas.
Add a note to your order and we’ll hold your Noomi until you’re ready to play Secret Santa.

💬 Need a Hand?

Our team is full of beans & ready to answer all your questions, so feel free to get in touch.